You might think a Bank Holiday weekend would provide opportunities for a kinky weekend away – and that my owner and I would jump at the chance to take advantage of this. Admittedly, we did have a weekend away, but the only jumping in our weekend away was me doing a “Walk the Plank” of a boat into a River. However, more on that later 🙂
The start of our weekend away saw us attending the Civil Partnership of two friends of ours, who have been mentioned on the blog before – Scamp and Mark. This was a very nice ceremony held down near Kew Gardens, but I was told in advance that I had to dress up smart, and couldn’t go in Spot – as tempting as it may have been. We then joined them for the photographs, but unfortunately, had to dash off after that for a 5hr drive up North.
Part of my instructions for the weekend away was that I wasn’t allowed to pack “domestic” clothes, and that all I was allowed to wear for the weekend was Lycra… and this started as soon as we found the first Service Station on the M1 – going in for a drink and a loo stop, then when back outside I changing out my trousers and shirt into some running tights and a t-shirt for the drive up. Apart from seeing some really fantastic lightning though, the drive up was fairly boring.
The Sunday morning I was wearing a sprint suit so that I could go and participate in a bizarre race. Anyone following me on Twitter (or via the box on the side of the website) would have seen my tweets about it – it’s a race that involves about 10km of running BUT also interspersed on this are obstacles – some scaffolding, cargo net, inflatable assault course, swimming, running up and down 3 large hills, crossing the VERY top of a bridge (over the structure), more swimming, kayaking, and finally the bit alluded to at the start of this blog post – walking off a plank on the side of a boat in to the river (I think it was some 8 – 10m from the plank to the water)! This race is very silly, but exceedingly good fun… and I finished it in around 61 minutes, and finished in the top 10% of results.
After this, we went back to the hotel and I got changed in to a different Lycra outfit, and we headed off to an outlet village with an Adidas shop and a few others… but on wandering around there, I didn’t really find anything that took my fancy so my wallet stayed firmly implanted in a pocket. After this, however, we headed back to the hotel and I was feeling reasonably good so as a “reward” for doing so well in the race, my owner wired me up to some E-Stim, put me in a thick Lycra sleep sack we’ve borrowed from a friend and finished it off with the muzzle, changing the feelings of the E-Stim periodically while he culled some of the photos he’d taken of the race. Eventually, he needed my help so had to release me from the sack, and we finished off the photos and went out to meet a friend for dinner.
Monday, I again spent the entire day in Lycra but this time I had the Addidas Techfit Sprint Suit on underneath my running tights to provide me with a bit of support as my legs were letting me know they were there. We headed out up the coast a bit to try and find a nice beach where we could do some photos in a wetsuit, but with it being a bank holiday, they were all slightly busy – but it was nice to see parts of the area we’d not seen before. We arrived back at the hotel, and I changed in to a Adidas Pro Powerweb Swimming Suit under my tights for a bit to get a bit more support, and we went to explore the area around where we were staying. To be honest, it looks like Urban Regeneration gone wrong – lots of new build offices and buildings, but with nothing in them.
Both before and after dinner, I was put back in the Sleepsack again, and teased and tormented with the E-Stim box but left just on the edge of release each time… VERY wound up pup! I did eventually get the release I wanted but Hands Free (just the E-Stim box attached) when we were back at home.
It’s nice to be able to get away and spend time out and about in Lycra, and from that point of view I really enjoyed the weekend away – and the race is just as interesting as well… already looking forward to booking for next year!
Loads of pictures taken for the website’s Lycra Choices section – which should be uploaded in the next week or so.
It’s Heros on Sunday night, looking forward to seeing some of you there.
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